I’m gonna fucking puke
I try to never judge a movie until it’s over. But I’m five minutes into “I Am Legend” and I’ve already seen Will Smith chase a pack of elk in a shiny new Ford Mustang, trying to shoot them out the window with a rifle. This is followed by some of the most insultingly bad CGI I’ve seen since “American Werewolf in Paris.”
Goddammit, what does a red-blooded American man have to do to get a decent big budget action movie anymore?