Things you can buy at Swan Mart down the street from my house:

1. Lots of wine
2. A limited selection of groceries and produce
3. Movies for rent
4. A butterfly knife, among other blades
5. A butane crack torch
6. Several other novelty lighters, including a metal one shaped like a veiny penis and testacles. The testacles are plastic and appear to light up (just like in real life, Mandela said).
7. Nunchuks
8. An electronic drug scale
9. Bento

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